when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
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I don't even know what's going on here.: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
Who wants to see 30 seconds of trailer footage TODAY instead of waiting until Monday?
red white n bass [x]
MY FUTURE HUSBAND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Real cute, Scott. Real cute.
(Source: milkovii)
I’m going to wear an American flag shirt to the county fair and it’ll be my mating call to Scott. It’s foolproof.
Put on Mitch’s pair of American flag shorts:
and Scott’s American flag hat:
and you’ll be irresistible.
(via ptxblog)
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
(Source: slutcentre)
